I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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