what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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