I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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