I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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