I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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