Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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