I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
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