your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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