I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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