she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
tequila makes me forget i have legs
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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