Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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