at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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