I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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