DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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