please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
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I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
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fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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