how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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