what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
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We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
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For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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