Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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