Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
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I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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