JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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