why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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