What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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