i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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