i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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