yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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