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(415): View more from California

I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI

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(949): View more from California

Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone

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(949): View more from California

dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat

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(302): View more from Delaware

I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.

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(916): View more from California

nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds

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(303): View more from Colorado

I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.

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