if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
The uberlube is also flammable
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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