I hate all girls vehemently.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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