so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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