Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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