if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
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the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
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