i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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