I hope mine doesn't look like that
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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