i don't like sucking hair
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize