ya dads aren't the best wingmen
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
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The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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