i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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