toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Can i not drive my cunt home
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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