belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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