This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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