Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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