I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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