thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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