I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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I need you to use more vowels.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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