I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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