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(318): View more from Louisiana

i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!

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(636): View more from Missouri

Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea

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(301): View more from Maryland

The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?

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(207): View more from Maine

I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.

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(310): View more from California

Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on

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(304): View more from West Virginia

It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.

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