Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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