So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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