It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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