I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
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Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
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Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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