He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
COCAINE IS GR8
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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