So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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