im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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