Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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