there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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