Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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