Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I fill condoms, not promises.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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